Monday, July 26, 2010

'The Walking Dead' Motion Comic


Here's a great primer to the new tv show. Watching this makes me want to re-read the first 3 trade-paperbacks I own so I can refresh my memory and see what the show uses from the source material. October can't come soon enough!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

F.T.W.: Mortal Kombat live action short!

There is tons of speculation going around right now as to what this short movie is in reference to. Whether it's a prelude to a new MK video game or a possible movie reboot one thing is for sure, it's pretty bad-ass! And if that's not enough Black Dynamite is Jax and Seven of Nine is Sonya Blade..like I said BAD-ASS!!!! Check it out below!

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

First Look at AMC's 'The Walking Dead'


Ever since the recent Battlestar Galactica series ended it's run on tv I haven't really been following many genre tv shows religiously (I still have to catch up several episodes of 'V' on my DVR). But one show that I have been anticipating is the upcoming series The Walking Dead on AMC. Based on the excellent graphic novel by Robert Kirkman and Fank Darabont (The Mist, The Green Mile) on board as Executive Producer and Director of the premiere episode this looks like it's going to be a show I can sink my teeth into! (Ahhh, see what I did there!) AMC just released some awesome test photos of the zombies and a behind the scenes video. Check them out below and look for The Walking Dead to shamble onto AMC this October.



Source(s): JoBlo.com, AMC.com

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Monday, May 03, 2010

Review: Clash of the Titans 3-D (2010)


So I was one of the last few people on the planet to catch the new Clash of the Titans film in the theaters before it left to make room for the oncoming Summer movie tidal wave. First off I'd like to bring to light a real cleaver trick my movie theater is employing to suck more money from my pocket as if they aren't doing that already. Since 'Clash' has been out for a little while they had it playing in one theater, nothing surprising here. I had heard and read that the 3-D in the film was not good so I was planning on seeing the regular version of the film and save a couple of bucks in the process. But to my dismay the theater (as well as other theaters in my area) were only showing the film in 3-D all day. So I was FORCED to pay $15 (as opposed to the usual adult price of $11) to see the lousy 3-D version. Mother. Fuckers.

Well after that delightful incident I sat down to watch the movie. Without going into the whole backstory we have some guy Perseus who is half-god but is adopted and raised by a mortal and his family. has said family taken away from him when the gods punish a band of human soldiers who claim to not worship the gods anymore. The gods want to teach mankind a lesson by threatening to release the Kraken upon the city of Argos if they do not offer the sacrifice of their princess and Perseus becomes the one who must try and save them.


To be honest, I didn't care for this remake. I was really looking forward to a fresh look at the greek mythological story but you know what? It didn't do anything for me. I didn't care much for Liam Nesson as Zeus, Fiennes was ok as Hades although it was like he was just doing Voldermort with a Ted Nugent hairdo. Sam Worthington did absolutely nothing for me. I understand he's mad about what happened to his family but I really didn't care. For all his declaration of stopping the gods as a man in the end he still had to use his godly abilities to foil Hades' plans so why the hell didn't he take advantage of his demi-god status earlier!!! In the end the god's still reigned on Mt. Olympus and man would still end up believing in them, what's the point?! And having Perseus falling in love with Io rather than Andromeda kinda doesn't make sense for his motivation for wanting to save the people of Argos so badly. In the original Perseus loved Andromeda so he was willing to do anything to save her, in the new one once he found out that he was a demi-god he really didn't need to help any of those people. His beef was with Hades, he could have technically gone on his own quest to go after Hades without the help of any of those people. He wasn't even from Argos! Oh and one more thing Calibus was WHACK!!!!!

As for the look and effects, the Kraken was cool looking but I thought the battle ended quickly, Medusa was pretty...why is this? And why the hell was Pegasus black (not that there's anything wrong with black horses...some of my closest horse friends are black) but...why? Give me Harry Hamlin and some stop motion creatures any day. Despite the dated look of the original 'Clash' and some slight cheese to the performances I felt that that film had more charm and more of a fantastical element to it than this 2010 redux. I mean it's Greek MYTHology, ham it up people! Oh yeah and the 3-D was garbage, but I knew that from reviews. It was never originally filmed with 3-D in mind and it's obvious.

Overall 'Clash' 2010 was just a 'meh' film. I was really excited to see this film but in the end I wasn't awed by it. The storyline was a little thin and the character motivations for the things they did during their adventures didn't make sense at times. I see they are setting up a couple of sequels and I hope that they improve upon this first film, but I doubt it. If there's one positive to take away from seeing 'Clash' is that it just makes me want to see a God of War movie even more.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

OBEY 'These Parties Disgust Me'


OBEY 'These Parties Disgust Me'
Originally uploaded by mulder_vixen22

Took some pictures of the new OBEY wall in NYC after watching 'Exit Through the Gift Shop'.

OBEY

-Tanya
Getting out of the house to have some me time...going to see Banksy film, check out the @OBEY GIANT wall mural and go to the art store.
-Tanya

Friday, April 23, 2010

Is that John Carpenter at the yankees/angels game?
-Tanya

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Awesome Sh!t!: RWK-I'm the batman!


I'm the batman!
Originally uploaded by chris of robotswillkill.com

I've been lovin' Robots Will Kill for a couple of years now. His version of batman is pretty sick!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Review: Spider Baby

This film was seen as a:


The only thing I knew about Spider Baby prior to watching it was that Sid Haig was in it. Other than that I didn't have much interest in seeing this film. I knew the film had a fairly decent cult following among horror fanatics but for some reason I never made the effort to watch Spider Baby. Well the other day with nothing on tv and the Final Girl Film Club deadline coming up I said "Eh, what the hell!" so I fired up the PlayStation 3 and pulled up Spider Baby on the Netfilx Instant-Stream. When the title sequence started and that kooky song played over it (sung by Lon Chaney Jr.) I knew I was in for something special and by the end I regretted not see this film earlier.

The basic jist of the story: The last surviving members of the Merrye family, watched over by devoted caretaker Bruno (Lon Chaney Jr.), are about to have their inbreeding utopia disrupted but some distant relatives looking to claim the family estate. The more Bruno tries to hide the family's secrets the more exposed they become to their visitors inquisitiveness and the surviving Merrye "children's" bad habits. Suffice it to say the movie is pretty good with a surprising amount of humor in it. I'm not going to go into huge detail about the film, it's a definite recommend but I do want to put down some thoughts I had while watching the film:

-Of course we open with the usual stereotype of the goofy black character being the first one to get killed..daaamn.

-The narrator and uncle to the Merrye children, Peter (Quinn K. Redeker) is the only other character beside Bruno that is nice to the "children". His demeanor kinda reminded me of this guy: 
-Even in one of his earliest films Sig Haig can be counted on to play some fucking weirdo character!


-So on top of being a scumbag lawyer (like what other kind of lawyer is there) Schlocker is not only an asshole but what the hell is up with the Hitler 'stache?!! It was made very clear that the viewer he was not to be liked from the get go!

-Maybe it's my urban upbringing and my overall sense of distrust of everybody but I don't care what kind of inheritance I'm entitled to I would never have insisted on spending the night in that house with those people they way cousin Emily did. Oh hell-tothe-NO!

-Speaking of Emily, bad enough that she insisted on spending the night in that creepy house and was completely disgusted by the purrrr-fect dinner she retires to the bedroom to...dance around in sexy lingerie?! Her character was more weirder than the Merrye clan...ironic no?



-Big props to Ralph (Sid Haig) for laying the pipe good on that uptight bitch Emily. One minute she was screaming running away from him the next she's moaning  in ecstasy and seeking out Ralph for some more. She certainly was keeping the family tradition alive.


-Very nice nod to Lon Chaney's iconic role as The Wolfman during the dinner scene where he mentions that it was going to be a full moon that night. Very Classy.



Those are just some of my thoughts about this crazy little film. It really was a treat to watch and I may have to add it to my movie collection. A must see for horror fans! Now I have to go and find that opening song to put on my ipod. Thanks again to Final Girl Film Club for motivating me to check out this film.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

What. The. Fuck.- Human Centipede

Not a lot of things bother me... But for some reason this trailer for Human Centipede makes my skin crawl. I kinda wanna see it but then again I don't. But I feel a little dirty for watching this trailer. ENJOY!